What’s up with women and balls?
Why do some women like to play with balls but not to give them the relief they are purposefully built for?
All balls have soul and purpose.
Most think that balls (basketballs, tennis-balls, golf-balls, etc…) are but simple round objects, but they aren’t. Nope, balls are a lot more than their shape; balls have soul and purpose.
As inanimate as balls are, they too have a soul; nothing says “play with me” more than a ball. Bounce, drive, strike are but a few of the things inherent to a ball’s soul. Indomitable at first, humanity has for ages tried to perfect that which makes a ball a ball. From free bouncing, driving and striking things in their natural form to the ultra-researched spheres of today, humanity has for ages tried to harness the ball’s soul. A two pronged effort of design and human contact (even if sometimes with a racket or club) it’s amazing what some women and men can do with balls. From being passed until being flushed through a hoop, driven down the line to being stricken to drop on a cup, balls have purpose too.
But as soulful and purposeful as all balls are, there are those that are sensible and coy.
As much as nothing says “play with me” more than a ball, there are balls that love (beg really) to be played with but are never to be bounced, driven or stricken. Nope, their sensitivities make them to be played but through a shaft to which they are related but only marginally attached to.
Also, and as much as these kinds of balls beg to be played with, they never truly reveal themselves. Protected by a pouch they drop only when they have reached maturity, hang but in pairs, bask in the breeze when they feel safe and the weather is nice, and painfully retreat when they get scared or it’s cold outside.
And hurt when they go blue.
Thing is that as soulful, purposeful, sensible and coy as these balls are, one would think that they too would show restraint when it comes to being teased (even if playfully); but they don’t. When they are or feel invited to play they go balls-out in their intent to reach (even if not to go fully through) the hoop, line and/or cup; and when they are denied in the purpose they get so stunned and disheartened that they go blue. Really, these balls are so determined in their purpose that a blue-ish effort wouldn’t cut it. Once a certain line is crossed they go beyond, way beyond where it would be safe to stop; and they go blue to the point where relief doesn’t do any good either.
Yes, once the line has been crossed and are left heartbroken (really), these balls are painfully rendered unable. When blue they hurt as hell, so much so that morphine, perhaps, would be the only cure for their pain; but no good-doctor prescribes morphine for a case of “blue-balls” (nor does any healthcare or insurance –plan cover it).
Because no good-doctor would ever prescribe morphine for a case of “blue-balls”, one is left to wonder why some women like to play with these balls but not to give them the relief they are purposefully built for. I mean, really, what’s up with women (and balls)?
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Next post: Women and the “presumption of innocence” (Monday February 27, 2012)
Pseudonym under which I write this blog; Felipe, for it’s in fact my name; Arcano, from the word “Arcane” and for the mysterious nature of women (and which I find is well worth unraveling.) 
Anqieluodi renews the contract aim at rice of love general country to introduce calorie of card purposely ahead of schedule — in new network
Heat of two big rich and powerful family longs to join in
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According to ” Roman sports signs up for ” report, milan of international of meaning armour rich and powerful family prepares to be in what will get stuck with respect to card with emperor horse this year in November to turn can undertake negotiating. Because Ou Guanlian surpasses emperor horse and AC Milan cent to be in a group, this year on November 3, emperor horse be a guest Shengxiluo challenges Gong Heijun. Same, the La Heijun that is in Milan personally will borrow this one a godsend chance and galactic battleship to be communicated well. ” Roman sports signs up for ” the view is: “International Milan already too impatient to wait should announce to block card to join in, must join in because of Yi Bu because of them AC Milan and backstroke. Must join in because of Yi Bu because of them AC Milan and backstroke..
Card card joined in with social status of 65 million euro last year emperor horse, after this is immersed in the worry of injury for a long time, the club had the idea that cleans a Brazilian accordingly. The first club that shows pair of card card to have fun at is Qieerxi. New sports season cuts Er league matches obtains Lian Sheng on the west, but advocate handsome Anqieluodi thinks the field in team is too fragile, “Be in especially after losing Barak, our in be badly in need of complement. Card? I understand him very much, he is best choice. He is best choice..
Clairvoyant
La Jun tells favor country rice to talk about country situation
Does affection blocking card put in Stanford bridge ‘s charge?
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Qieerxi installs Shuai Yimou firmly to get stuck
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position] Ying Chao’s environment is to block card to worry most probably. Shefuqinke leaves AC Milan at the outset, join in the miserable situation after Qieerxi, card gets stuck should remain fresh in one’s memory. After all, ying Lun football is having substaintial distinction with European mainland football. Card gets stuck whether get used to Ying Chao, still be an unknown.
Country rice determination is very big difficulty is great also
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position] the reason that blocks card to a lot of add Milan of allied country border, and rejection reason has only probably: Because he has the heart of a red black. Card card is quite deep to the feeling of AC Milan, reject graceful city to open the day price call that give to be able to see at the outset, still have him that ” do not be with AC Milan forever enemy ” oath, also be a country the obstacle that rice introduces calorie of card.
You both just *kill* me. Here I am retreated to the islands of the Sea of Cortez. Ashore with a Very Large cooler full of…let’s see..there’s a bottle of Tequila, ten beers, Evian, a mango, two sandwiches and a bag of something salty.
My keeper, Selene, is setting the little anchor to secure the dingy and my boat is riding in the lagoon. The water is 85F, the air 103F and it’s only 11:00AM. Selene says we could use more fresh fish in the galley, but there’s chevich for today and tomorrow we will do something else, but we haven’t been ashore for two weeks now and I’m running out of Rum.
My balls are not blue. They’re hanging dangerously low, but since I haven’t worn a stitch of clothes for about a week, they don’t bother me..umm too much. I keep them shaved so the sun can get to my sperm. It’s the best contraceptive. Sun-baked balls. Selene and I are natural lovers. We do it all the time, but exactly when we want to together without pressure, fear or restraint.
We cum harder when she is ovlulating. Our bodies seem to know when they’re ripe. We
re not looking to get pregnant, but we’re not trying not to either.
I hope you get what we have. I wish everybody in the world could be as much in love as we are. There’s nothing “up” with women. They’re just like you and me.
I hope you are wearing sunscreen my friend.
My dear Felipe. What a bold subject. I stumbled upon your blog looking for beach balls, and look what I found myself getting into. I am traveling to the Caribbean as an early bird spring break treat, and of course I will be flying solo. Ideally, finding Mr. X is part of what I consider the perfect recipe, and yes, why not a matching set of XX beach balls are a must to. But listen, if Mr. X. turns out to be Mr. Y, taking does beach balls around for a bounce will have to do, and in the worst case scenario if I happen to find Mr. Z cruising my way, well tough luck, all talk and no play will be part of the days’ menu.
Once I settle in, with my beach chair, oversized Jackie O sunglasses, and wondering eyes, I will expand on the matter at hand. I am surprised and intrigued, to say the least. Keep on writing… Chef Julie
I´ll keep writing if you keep on commenting on my posts! Well not really… I’ll keep on writing, but love the feedback. BTW, I’ll be making it to the Caribbean too (late spring.) Will be playing with some balls, not mine, not beach-balls, but golf balls (yup my idea of a vacation is to go rough-it-out on the links). As for spring being in the air, I just hope I don’t come back with a case of the “blue-balls”…